my_page():
say('Welcome stranger')
guess_purpose_of_visit(visitor).
# I will enumerate all of the things I like doing
# Then re-route depending on interest and/our level of sentience
guess_purpose_of_visit( 'mostly-human-like' ):
show_pretty_things().
guess_purpose_of_visit( 'mostly-machine-like' ):
show_geeky_things().
guess_purpose_of_visit( _ ):
show_signs_of_confusion().